Saturday, January 17, 2009

IMAGINARY DIALOGUE FOR A SNOWY NIGHT

Oxford: By the Great BeJeebers, some wizard hath made snow angels of us all!

Boogaloo: It's just another dumping of snow, m'Lawd. A natural phenomenon in these parts.

Oxford: When will this madness end?

Boogaloo: Fucked if I know, your Earlship. The soothsayer Gore speaks of climate change. And like the economy, it's likely to get worse before it gets better.

Oxford: (Unintelligible.)

Boogaloo: This snow will make alcoholics of us all.

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Just another day at the Lunch Counter/Alchemist's Corner. I think that has a nice ring to is, Alchemist's Corner.

(The late) Earl of Oxford said...

Woozie: I am He as You are He as You are Me and We are all together... in the Alchemist's Corner.

Sweet Jeebus, I'm loaded. At ease. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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