FRIDAY'S QUESTION:

But Hold! What sweet fuck, precisely, should citizens of this staling ball of mud -- at the present bloody moment -- actually give?


Interpret this how ye like.

The best responses shall be cobbled together in Oxenforde's proposed Modern Bitch-Rant Collexion, edited, annotated and illustrated by Phineas Boogaloo.


Please note: members of the Stratfordian Society of Pricks need not enter. (There be enough delusion already, everywhere.)